I am "MUMBAI" Speaking (मी "आपली मुंबई" बोलतेय )!!

 Hi! I am “Mumbai”. People call me “City of Dreams”, “Heaven on Earth”, “A City which Never Sleeps” blah….blah. Now they can add another name in their list “City of Bombs”. Yes this is what I am today. Already I am plagued with Over Population, filthiness, Corruption and now yet another demon has arrived to torture me and this is probably the most dangerous one. It is “Terrorism”. Well this thing is haunting me since last 18 years but my Dad i.e. India is still not talking any action against it. 

I am targeted by my Dad’s beloved neighbor i.e. Pakistan since last 18 years but still my Dad tells me to remain calm. Some of his high level authorities visit me after this attacks and advices me to show my “Mumbai Spirit” i.e. to get on road the next day to earn bread and butter. Yes I know all my citizens have to do this otherwise it will difficult for them to live. But what about the innocents who are killed? Were they not doing anything?  Weren’t they the Son, Daughter, Mother, Father of someone? What will happen to their families?

But my “Mumbai Spirit” says to me just Fuck Off!!! Mind your own business. This type of attacks happen in today’s world and your Dad’s ministry is not capable of defending it. So go on with your “Spirit”. Enjoy the Bhel at Juhu Beach, Sip in Vodka at Resto Pub, Bet Money in Mahalaxmi Race Course, Shop at Link Road. Enjoy life “MUMBAI”. There is so much fun around and you are concern about this small things “Waise Bade Bade Shehron Mein Choti Choti Baatein hoti rehti hein”.

But now time has come for me to show my “Real Mumbai Spirit”. This demon almost shattered me in 1993, twice in 2003, in 2008 it took me hostage, and now in 2011 it is yet again destroying me. This year I witnessed in my backyard the happiest moment in my life when “Dad you became the World Champion in a Sport which is also a religion in our Kingdom”. All citizens were having fun probably enjoying what was the best moment in their lives. But just after couple of months I am targeted by our beloved neighbors. 

What is my fault now?? Dad you know, you almost destroyed them in 1965 and 1971, but somehow they escaped and are taking their revenge. They always hated us but each time we reciprocated it with Love. But what is the use. They destroyed my beautiful sister i.e. Kashmir which was envied by the whole world and now they are after me. And you still want me to show my “Mumbai Spirit”. Yes I am going to show my real “Mumbai Spirit”.

Dad now enough is enough. It’s time for you to take some strict action. Do what Obama did with Laden, just go in there and get “Dawood” first. Hang that Bastard Kasab and Afzal Guru ASAP. Just throw the Pakistanis who are living here. Throw them to Islamabad, Karachi or from any hell where they came.  My heart says that “I want war with them Dad, I want to end this forever”. But I know Dad there are some innocent who are living there and they may be killed. 

We can at least give them warning Dad. Cut off all ties with them, Put pressure on UN to declare them as Terrorist country. Cut all Bus Services, Rail Services, Flight Services .etc. and warn them that this is It! Now if you killed any of the innocent in my Land, your whole country will be finished. Come on DAD!!! It’s Time for you to show the “REAL HINDUSTANI SPIRIT” and prove the whole world that we are the country where with Gandhi martyrs like Chatrapati Shivaji Maharaj, Rana Pratap, Swatanryaveer Sawarkar, Bhagat Singh were born.

-Jay Hind